CONVO STORY
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SI INDAY
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Dahil sa matinding kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila
Habang ini-interview ng amo…
AMO: Kailangan namin ng katulong para maglinis ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, mamalantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay sa mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
INDAY: I believe that my acquired skills, training and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want done. My creativity, productivity, and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcome I can offer will boost the work progress.
AMO: [Nagdugo ang ilong.]
Makaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang may bukol si Junior.
AMO: Inday, bakit may bukol si Junior?
INDAY: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the non-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
AMO: [Nagdugo ulit ang ilong.]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapuna…
AMO: Inday, bakit naman maalat ang ulam natin?
INDAY: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
AMO: [Nagdugo na naman ang ilong…]
DONYA: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nararatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV?
INDAY: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
DONYA: [Hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si Junior sa Principal’s office dahil hindi makapunta ang amo at donya.
PRINCIPAL: Sinuntok ni Junior ang kanyang kaklase.
INDAY: It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict an injury to anyone. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids in this educational institution. Your policies need revision because they suck!
PRINCIPAL: [Nagbitiw sa tungkulin]
Pagdating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
AMO: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
INDAY: A change in the weather patterns might have occured, wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris is scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast, causing damage to the path it was heading for.
AMO: [Nagdugo na naman ang ilong.]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si Junior.
INDAY: Stop your rambunctious behavior! It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens, there will...