DATE SCHEDULE”
WARNING( inappropriate words ahead)
Nakaupo lang ako sa pang isahang sofa habang nililibot ang paningin sa kabouhan ng bahay, nandito kase ako sa bahay ng kaibigan Kong baliw, actually tatlo kame ‘trio‚ kumbaga!
“HOY TANGA, ANUNG PLANO MO BUKAS? sigaw ni Vienna sinamaan naman siya ng tingin ni kola
“ arrghhh… vien, don’t make sigaw it’s nakakabasag ng ears u know” I said as I rolled my eyes on her, tinaasan lang Niya ako ng kilay and tumabi Kay kola na silent lang habang nag re-read ng kanyang book
“so Anu nga? PARA IPAALALA KO SAYU WALA KANG KA DATE BUKAS GIIRRLL!! omy I totally forgot February 14 pala tomorrow aiisshhttt so asar. ‘why she have to paalala pa ba?
“don’t worry hun pede ka namang sumama samin ni yvo, he’s treat” she said then wink
*I made a disgusted look
‘so gross!
“and why? Do I look like third party ba? Huh? Mataray ko na ask to her she just smiled like idiot
“hhmmmm… well if that’s what you think so, yeah ha. ha. ha. she sarcasticly said
“HA HA HA whatever, I have my date with khairro and uh tonight with calix” I smirk at her when she look at me confused
“tss, how about you kola? I bet you don’t have a date. So why don’t you come with us” baling niyang tanong Kay kola kaya’t napatinggin rin ako sa kanya
“uhhmmm wait let me check my schedule”
‘she said as she look at her phone as if she has a business.
“I have my scheduled date. 6-8am with ‘helion boy’ SHUN KIM, 8-9am with the “hot pilot” AKIHIRO JUAREZ, 9-10am with the ‘Badboy’ JEYDON LOPEZ, 10-11am with the “GREEK” PRINCE DARK MONTERO , 11-12am lunch date with ginoong JUANITO ALFONSO, 12-2pm a tour in MONTELLO HIGH...

with VAN FRENIER, 3-5pm I’m probably with my darling ACE, 5-7pm street food eat with ‘my best lawyer KALIX MARTINEZ, 8-9 dinner date with ‘Count. KNIGHT VELASQUEZ, 9-10pm amazing honeymoon in amusement park with “mafia boss” EZEKEIL ROSWELL, 11-12 one night stand with ‘Mr. Chef TRAIN WOLKZBIN, A hot long and tiring midnight s*x with my beloved ‘HUSBAND SEBASTIAN VINCENT CAMERO and oh morning breakfast with ‘VALERIAN VOLZKI, and rest on ‘my ex RANDALL ECHAVEZ penthouse, after that I’ll be meeting ‘my doctor MAXWELL LAURENT DEL VALLE, and my ‘babybabe DEIB LHOR ENRILE” nakangising saad ni kola
“hell no! mahinang bulong ni vien na rinig Naman Namin
“hell yeah” kola said while flashing her innocent smile
PAAAKKK
Nanlalaki Ang matang napatinggin ako Kay vien ng bigla Niya nalang sinampal si kola
“HOW DARE YOU” nanggagalaiting sigaw Niya habang nakaturo Kay kola
“OMYGHAD VEINNA, ARE YOU BALIW? I shouted at her
“DON’T SHOUT AT ME BITCH” she shouted back
“YOU TWO FUCKING SHUT UP!! galit namang sigaw ni kola at sinampal kaming dalawa
“FREAKING BIIIAATTCCHHH!!
“AAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK OFF ME”
“DONT HAWAK MY HAIR”
“THEY ARE MY HUSBAND”
“NOO SEBASTIAN IS MINE. ONLY MINE”
“THE HELL I CARE”
kanya kanyang shout namin, guess what?
‘whe ended up pulling each other’s hair, just because of our ‘FICTIONAL HUSBAND’S’
“DAMN YOU VIENNA”
“FUCKYOU LY”
“SHIT KOLA”
after a minute of trouble silence filled the whole house then,
“HAHAHHHHHAAAHHHAA MGA GAGA”
“HAHHAHAHAHHHA TANGENA NIYO”
“POT– HAHAHHAHHA YOU BOTH LOOK PANGET HAHAA” we started laughing while looking to ourselves
“i think dapat na tayung magpa reserved” biglang seryusong anas ni kola
“hmm yaahh right away! Vienna demand
“Okay I’ll call Mental hospital Number na reservation for three” Saad ko. nagtingginan pa kame at sabay nagsitawa ulit.
✍avi manunula(t)
**work of fiction//photo is mine.