DI MOKO MAHAHANAP
Author: Lady Roepresseory
Phone Conversation:
Jake: Where the fvck on earth are you Zendies! Im fvcking worried already.
Zendies: Hubby naman eeh! Nagtatampo pa ako sayo kaya di muna ako uuwi, hmmp🙄.
Zendies: Bakit kaba kasi nagpayakap doon sa babaeng mukhang palaka! yan tuloy nagtampo ako.
Jake: Wife! Im not the one who hug first. You saw it right, and you even saw me push that fvcking girl.
Zendies: Tinulak mo nga siya! Pero niyakap ka...

parin niya. Nagtatampo ako hubby.
Jake: Im sorry wife! Its not gonna happen again I promise!
Jake: Just say where are you, so i can fetch you already.
Zendies: Bukas nalang hubby nagtatampo pa ako. Di ko sasabihin kung nasaan ako ngayon.
Zendies: Tsaka di mo ako makikita. Di mo alam na Nandito ako kila bestfriend Hannah! Bye hubby
Jake: What the h*ll wife! Are you fvcking serious?
Zendies: DI MOKO MAHAHANAP! hmmp..
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Perfect Couple Childish at Masungit✔︎