YONG BUMANAT KA SA GWAPO NIYONG TEACHER
[plagiarism is a crime]
“K, stand for?”
“Potassium!”
“Ag, stand for?”
“Silver!”
“Sg, stand for?”
“Seaborgium!”
Napa-irap nalang ako sa kawalan. Para kaming mga elementary dito! Alam naman namin iyang periodic table na iyan!
“Ms. Castro. What is the key term of, Element?” tanong ni Ser sa ka-klase ko.
“Element, Is A substance made up of only one kind of atom, which cannot be chemically broken into other substances.”
“Good job, Ms. Castro! How about you Ms. Delos Reyes? Are you listening in my class?” taas...

kilay tanong ni Ser sa akin.
“Yes, Ser! Na-ki-kinig ako!” wika ko.
“Really? Okay, Let me ask you. U stand for? And, I stand for?” tanong nito sa akin.
Para lang Elementary?
Tumayo ako mula sa pag-ka-ka-upo, “U stand for Uranium, I stand for Iodine. Symbolizes of, U and I. Lets make, BA, Ser! Not, Barium! But, A Baby!” wika ko dahilan para umingay ang paligid.
Nakita ko ang pag-ngisi ni Ser,
“Nice answer, Ms. Delos Reyes. I will gave you 75 grades on Science.”
Anak ng!.
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